Ode To Drilligan's Island

(Original Theme Song)

JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE

A TALE THAT'S EROTIC

THAT STARTED WITH A BACK-PAGE AD

AN AD ABOUT GETTING DICK

THE MATE WAS A SEXY LITTLE TWINK

THE SKIPPER WANTED TO SCORE

WITH AN ORGY OF HIS PASSENGERS

A THREESOME OR FOUR

A THREESOME OR FOUR

THE ANAL SEX WAS GETTING ROUGH

THE DICKS WERE GETTING STUCK

IF NOT FOR CONDOMS AND LUBRICANT

NO ASSES WOULD GET FUCKED

NO ASSES WOULD GET FUCKED

THE SHIP IS WRECKED

AND THEY ALL HAVE A NEW PLACE TO DEFILE

WITH DRILLIGAN

THE SKIPPER TOO

SUGAR DADDY

AND HIS TRICK

THE PORNO STAR

THE BRAINY DICK AND THE HICK

HERE ON DRILLIGAN'S ISLE

NOW THIS IS THE TALE OF OUR CASTAWAYS

AND THE ISLAND HIDEAWAY

THEY INDULGE IN DEBAUCHERY EACH AND EVERY DAY

THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER TOO

WILL FUCK THEM HARD AND FAST

GETTING ALL THEIR DICKS ROCK HARD

BY POUNDING SOME TIGHT ASS

NO PORN NO TOYS NO VIBRATORS

NOT EVEN A COCKRING

JUST LIKE RON JEREMY THEY CAN'T STOP FUCKING

AND SO THIS ENDS OUR PARODY

WE HOPE IT MADE YOU SMILE

AND THAT YOU BLEW A TON OF CUM

WATCHING DRILLIGAN'S ISLE